Man with goatee observes a painting hung on the wall. The painting depicts a heavyset, buxom woman laying on top of a thin, elderly man.

This is crying. THIS is crying! THIS IS CRYING!!!! THIS. IS. CRYING.

Featureless man wearing a "69" shirt bemoans his reflection which labels him a "DOUCHE". The front of his shirt reads "Pd".

Hey! Arnold! Is wearing a blue baseball cap and is staring at a dismembered, floating johnson.

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A fancy woman is contemplating jumping from the ledge of a giant cake.

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A clever muskrat narrowly avoids being smashed by a boulder.

A picture of a baby boy, in the nude. He seems very happy and good natured, flailing his limbs happily.

Baseball-bat bird abducts a baseball for it's nest.

A man lies in the supine, being fed "DRANO" from a gravity-fed tank, which is suspended in the air as if by magic. The man is a red-head.

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A cute dinosaur hugging a beach ball.

A long, shiny door handle. It almost looks like an old-fashioned, rotary crank for raising a trailer.

A house celebrates it's birthday!

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