your face is a troll

a tree sings in brooklyn

the angels and devils of punctuation are battling

someone with extra colors dicking us around

coked up anime goddess with grapefruit eyes questions why she made anything

Tennis ball launching machine is on the fritz

Mole Station is not a "wacky adventure"

unplanned circumcision

Flower eating zombies

The new Papa John's tie-in movie pizza.

A little boy sad that his cat was abducted by Samara from The Ring.

Our current president!