A man, through force of habit, goes to an empty bar. since it is empty, he has to pour his own drink, and looks very sad.

Cheerilee examines Big Mac's Apples.

an alien pretends to be Santa whilst levitating a present in a blue and red field.

Terezi hides in nosferatu's back while he drinks wine called 'blood'

Minecraft dude has tire armor, and the mark of slenderman on his cheek

an incorrectly drawn heart accosts a woman while grinning evilly. The woman, in response, screams out "Fcek"

an abnormally large male chicken

a black "E" (with a large, phallic 4th prong) is about to ravish a blushing, underage pink "x".

a drunk robber jumps from a building and a passerby confuses him for superman before he hits the pavement

an elf cuddles his new bought child, while the price tag still lingers on it's body.

A chicken sees another chicken in a suit. A penguin, however, sees a Scootaloo popping out of an Igloo.

"I'm tired of all these mother fuckin' snakes, on this mother fuckin' RAFT!"