The first elephant astronaut.

A purple octopus commits Seppuku in the dead of night.

A black lady with dreadlocks rides Charizard to the top of a volcano.

He-man is taking the yellow brick road to Asgard.

Dan eats icecream with flava flav

Harry Potter and Yu-Gi-Oh are best friends.

A hipster earth worm is hanging himself from a tree. He wants to commit suicide, and the last song he hears is yellow submarine on vinyl.

Old greg drinking bailey's from a shoe

A banana stuck in some guy's hairy asshole.

A sea monster eating a boot

Bloody Mary has a contract to uphold. She doesn't want to kill you, but if she doesn't you might try to sue her later.

Overly realistic (think spongebob) closeup of some guy's mouth as he yells profanity at you.