Doodle or Die

A decorated christmas tree is river fishing for dog. Hes using a bobber and conveniently growing next to a can of dog bait.

Two bannanas fighting over a teddy bear.

A black jelly fish and some seaweed in the ocean.

a smiling stick man buys a life for 5 dollars. The stick man, manning the life sales happily accepts the other stick mans money.

a beautiful shot of a sun going down over a green ocean. Orange, pink, and red hues in the sky. Ominous grey clouds in each upper corner.

Blonde girl with blue bottoms, no top, and a wicked thick uni-brow says,"Im a bitch"

A curly haired boy is chopping a tree down with the edge of his hand.

giant balding man steals small childs limp licorice and blows her a kiss of seagulls. Child cries in spite of fair trade

Doodle or Die

A jazzercise instructor instucting an old computer

Somebody swipes a rainbow credit card, between a womans breasts.

A green blob with a stetson and bow-tie asks a blue blob with glasses, "should pots be legal?"

A snake flicks its tongue whilst relaxing in a tree canopy.

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