New Chain
Robb Stark decides not to be stupid, executes Jaime Lannister, goes on to fight a war to beat the Lannisters and crown himself as King Man.
New Chain
Melissa McCarthy getting run over by a train but the train is launched back because she is fucking fat.
New Chain
After committing 50 thousand orcs to the doge's cause, the Devil is sent to parley with God, in order to successfully take Heaven.