A blue-eyed man wearing an ironic T-shirt.

Batman asks Superman for help zipping up his costume

The Universe attempts to kidnap Helga Pataki as she goes running through a field.

Two glasses of Pepto-Bismol colliding.

Dead republicans with flowers growing from their corpse, for once creating something of beauty.

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Dung Beetles need love too.

Ryan Reynolds' Oedipus Complex comes into full force at Thanksgiving dinner.

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