A tree with yellow eyes sweeps a bride off her feet. She looks thrilled even though the tree is likely to kill her. Poor groom he's crying.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HELP ME

The only possible explanation for not loving homestuck is ignorance (true story, bro)

A 100 year old withered tortoise is contemplating suicide after a long, trying life in the desert where he doesnt feel accepted by the cacti

help help this man is having a seizure call an ambulance I'm legitimately concerned

jaba the hut is feeling like a swag motherfucker because princess lea is checking him out and her boobs are looking fiiine

some anime bullshit

A crocodile is shooting black slugs from its mouth

an elephant with a green human body has been shot three times in the side of the head, but appears to be ok

Things that make me want to commit suicide

A man warns the town that Stephanie Meyer has written a new book and it is to be released tomorrow at the local Barnes & Noble

The mad hatter is sarcastic to a horse with parkinson's disease