A piece of paper standing next to a decapitated person.

My response when someone asks me to play TF2.

Yolo Carrot

Green Muscles?

Typical Brazillian.

Sorry Banana

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Tasty Ass Woman Burger

Tiny Island

Something thats extremely good.

Red Ring of Death

Creator of Minecraft.

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