Kanye West transforms into Pinhead Larry

Hannah Montana comes to a strange planet where the size of your spaghetti signifies marital status

A pair of pantyhose becomes sentient and demands to see the manager of the department store, only to realize he is the manager

My pocket is hurting

Two sentient turds eat a punk rocker, but it is actually a mannequin that looks like a punk rocker that is bleeding out the ass and arms

Waka Flocka Flame becomes enraged due to the lack of ballas in the area

Gucci Mane realizes he's a father to an ice cream cone

A woman receives a BSOD for downloading pornography of little anime boys

A naked fire hydrant displays his proud heritage

Earth has had enough of the other planets shit so it has destroyed everything leaving only it and the Sun in a final standoff (and the moon)

A piece of shit with a monocle, top hat, and moustache prepares to take vengeance on whoever has taken it out of it's home intestine

Whatever that thing that Pikachu evolves into is standing in the corner of a very dark room with bloodshot eyes, a monitor glows in the back