Sarah Jessica Parker has evolved into a magical unicorn.

Sh*t I don't know. Some guy texting at a picknic.

Doodle or Die

Bigfoot caught on tape being kinky.

Lady snakes don't know jack about cookin' with spices.

Doodle or Die

Before world problems.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? NOT SARA.

BEAR vs SHARK in EPIC LUCHADORE BRAWL!

New Chain

This is my grandson. Erm... What was his name again?

Black Michael Jackson tries to get food from Banjo.

Cheesy pick up line.

Googly-eyed stranger applies suntan lotion to amorphous blob-lady.

DON'T DROP THE SOAP.

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