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Lady bee is so sad. She had to leave her husband cus he's such a junkie.But she did her hair up nice,and she'll find one who won't beat her?

Facebook corrupts children into believing Picachu is a fox! What horrid lies! Also one kid is shooting bullets into the other's mouth

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