Guy Fawkes masquerading as Dumbledore resurrecting a Phoenix.
Snoop Dogg
It is a fork? is it spoon? No, it's SUPER SPORK!!!
Underground Mineral Mine above a Water Abundance Table
Correcting your spelling with a bad eraser then being thankful for the fact that you avoided such an egregious error.
You shall not pass, thimble! No $200 for you!
An eggplant wondering where Davecat went.
The cover of any book requiring you to use a magnifying glass to decipher the title even though you can read the author's name from the moon
A fat, black giant licks the princess lasciviously.
Lazy secretary announcing that Dave has a call on line 3.
a black, big-star-logo handbag with a red stripe down the middle
A pig sits happily, contemplating his own death.