Guy Fawkes masquerading as Dumbledore resurrecting a Phoenix.

Snoop Dogg

It is a fork? is it spoon? No, it's SUPER SPORK!!!

Underground Mineral Mine above a Water Abundance Table

Correcting your spelling with a bad eraser then being thankful for the fact that you avoided such an egregious error.

You shall not pass, thimble! No $200 for you!

An eggplant wondering where Davecat went.

The cover of any book requiring you to use a magnifying glass to decipher the title even though you can read the author's name from the moon

A fat, black giant licks the princess lasciviously.

Lazy secretary announcing that Dave has a call on line 3.

a black, big-star-logo handbag with a red stripe down the middle

A pig sits happily, contemplating his own death.

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