Q writes James Bond love letters

A ninja mouse fights a bear.

A man with very yellow eyebrows

BURNINATOR

A young black boy improves upon Einstein's theory of relativity, while still representing his hood well.

A man reads a book about cookies(or maybe pizza) to his dying wife. (While sticking his tongue out for some reason)

Mario accuses Princess peach of cheating on him with a very handsome banana.

Ray Charles, but a pig.

Spaghetti falling out of my pockets

Shitstains

A blue master chief tries and fails to speak

A pink giraffe takes Hitler's place at the head of the Nazi party