Banana ejaculates on a strawberry at exactly 12:11:45
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man writes note with a bendy pencil
surprised french
A man throws a potato through the goal post at the Superbowl. The referee is appalled.
American superman flies over Japan and drops candies
Obese naked man sitting down, frying fish, and reading a magazine.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
don't shoot the pencil!
A gay ant couple mourning the loss of their volcano home
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