Each and every one of us is but a speck on the back of a gigantic Pidove.

TOO MANY CONSECUTIVE CONSONANTS BROTHER. THE MARKS WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PRONOUNCE THAT SHIT DUDE. 2/10, WOULD NOT PUSH JACK.

A typical reaction to seeing Kharma naked

You stupid bitch, that's a Scout not a wizard. Where the fuck you been?

Heath Slater finds Justin Gabriel dead :(

"Have More Money Now", the bestselling book by WWE Superstar John "Bradshaw" Layfield.

Pimpin' ain't bee-sy!

WENDY THOMAS DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HER MOUTH

Daniel Bryan is a jerk gorilla

stupid painter

PROBLEM, WWE UNIVERSE?

Hey you, YOU ASSHOLE! My fucking name is Taka Michinoku! What do you want, huh? You wanna kick me? Wanna beat me? WANNA KILL ME? HA!