General Scruffy the dog receives spam emails.
Put up your dukes!
Sun went out.
A man is horrified at the site of lesbians!
Homeless man with one eye masquerades as dinosaur to earn some money.
Man watches television because while a war rages on outside.
Delicious crispy bacon!
A very happy leprechaun
Hadron Super-Collider, misspelled.
A man is haunted by his past.
Snowman with a candy corn nose.
Kirk requests to beam up to the Enterprise.