listen to the cold soreness of my voice. mmm yes take it

He was heartless enough to leave me stranded there, hand in hand, my raw ramen bathtub will never be the same without you papi. Go spurs

Boy With Silly Utility Belt and Yellow Stubble Drowning in Lumpy Blood Soup Among Shadowpeople + Semen and Water Squirt Gun From Behind

FUCK OH FUCK THE GREEN MAN WITH THE FINGER IS IN MY COFFEE

Oh Jon, add yourself to my groin!

peek a choo shits across his tail, celebrates armpit lumps

cat wishes stars would just go the fuck away

You're grounded cat fucker!

Fucking mine, bitch. I'm also an elephant thing.

holy fuck spongebob is like getting sucked off by a yellow sardine or something

duck supports jesus, but his sunglasses wont fit on his damn eyes

farting alien meets ben afleck's mute sister in law who looks like a chair but is noticeably human anyway