Stupid fat kid calling us a noob

A bird gathering discussing which M&M characters to attack next

A cowboy snake is confused at the site of his first male prostitute

An atomic turd

Earth is upset because it's being mocked by a big ol pile of shit

Two bumblebees being threatened by a lifeless rock

A kid offering a very flabbergasted kid some more pot, when he's obviously way too stoned out of his fucking mind.

A funny looking rat wearing a fake beard and top hat dancing for change

A pile of poop that is mad at his douche friend

A detailed face of a Spanish pedofile with shitty boobs stating 'No one gives a shit'

Derp is small talking Derpina, but he's secretly going to blow her up.

A turkey holding a beer, getting drunk

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