EXPECTATIONS ARE HARD TO LIVE UP TO. THEY'RE HARD TO LIVE UP TO AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.

OH MR. EGBERT OH. SWOON.

Bleeding volcano coat?

Doodle or Die

Dratini says go Google it you fat nasty trash.

Is watermelon edible? WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

A watermelon threatens to kill you.

A dark colored, noisy pig out in the grass.

A music note waves hello.

Doodle or Die

A man named Rory killing zombies with a wrench.

Eridan is a kawaii woman

I man/alien holding a gun-like device tells a rock named Walt that he does not own a cat.

"Ok," she said, as her lesbian lover stripped her clothing.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×