purple text entreats a mysterious "forestlord" to stop

somebody wants to squirtle your jigglypuffs. my advice is to turn them down. nobody uses pokemon pick-up lines, that's juvenile.

john wants a hug. dave refuses, citing the implicit homosexuality of such an action. also, dave appears to have lost his shades.

oh my god the exact same motherfucking cat except in red

pink cat with three pupils in each eye

calliope

robin hood, the yodeler

jesus now has his own cooking show apparently

someone claims to be too wasted to accomplish the task they were charged. They appear quite remorseful, though that could be the alcohol.

a jew has been unfaithful. he apologizes to his god.

it's the end of the worrrrrrrrrrrrld

evil clown seeks approval