An orange with a cane stands and watches a volcano erupt

A potatoe-spaceship rockets toward a frightened gaseous mass

One small, noseless pig, questions what exactly's going on.

SHOOTING MAIL INTO YOUR MAILBOX FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET! TRUST US MAIL OVER UPS OR FEDEX!

Tired of paying for baby sitters? Just dump your kids in a hole!

To William: How goes my great phobic hamster? Gosh, 6 is a... CHECK UR PRIVILEGE.

Now just who the hell put a funnel in front of the candelabra?

The bananas Ana sat on sat on the side of the counter next to the sink (somewhat soaked in solids) shatily shot on a sucky camera.

Rufus Wainwright sits in front of his 20 foot grand piano and ponders what to do with all the money he stole from his crippled neighbours.

Tom, of Tom and Jerry fame, watches a fish kill itself by ripping off its head/spine. "Take it all off!" Tom cheers.

James Joyce was here

Dr. David Tavros cries tears of blood upon discovering the hair surrounding his rainbow-orange horn shaved clean off, exposing grey skin.