McFries

The power's out.

A winged rat vomits blood.

A disapproving man exclaims "Gaaay" in an insulting tone.

Mother of three attempts to say something good about her husband's low quality chair.

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John Freeman, who was Gordon Freeman's brother was one day in an office, typing on a computer.

Haunted spirit demands you hand over your bones.

A man with a double chin is depressed.

A robot and a frenchman argue over which is better, pizza or tacos.

A chicken eats a turtleshelled purple tarantula.

A pirates besiege a lone row boat.