The sun descends to earth, sprouts arms and legs and gives absolutely no fucks and just starts walking down the god damn road like a boss.

Closet homosexual thanks a furry that had just buried his girlfriend under the tracks for giving up his subway seat in a car full of ghosts.

A prolapsed colon wearing mickey mouse ears inhales the last tree on earth.

Possibly the best doodleordie I've set eyes upon so far. Collect ten internets.

Someone throwing a dog so hard into the air that it transforms into a shark with evil intent.

Someone went to art college.

A man runs from a sign that tells him that there aren't going to be any breast-rainbows in the sky today.

Harry potter's owl takes a turn for the worst and murders everyone Harry ever knew.

A strange robot arm slinging feces into space.

An accident waiting to happen.

A skeleton getting head from an infant child but seems to be more interested in touching a far away mushroom.

DR PHIL DOING THE WORM