"I'm the Spirit of Jazz, bo - ow. OW! MY HAT'S ON FIRE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU BLIND, ONION?"

A flying carrot absorbs the energy of a tree using its tentacles as it passes overhead.

HOMOSEXUALITY IS SO GAY CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT

I'd hit that.

Happy goo in the ocean, destroying the ecosystem.

Everything is sexy, except for a foot.

QUACK. Draw something you got for Christmas! Or, whichever holiday you happened to celebrate that gave you presents most recently.

One of Bro's puppets feels up a fem!Hella Jeff. She is in the gallows or something with a board on her head.

I don't know, I'm tired, and I'm out of skips. Draw some boobs instead!

The place I never before have dreamed, but now that I've seen it, always will.

The man with the red voice needed aid with the lit explosive; luckily the blue-speaking green-skinned man offered his services.

Mr. Dude O'Guy enjoys product placement for dinner.

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