In the old times, without cartoon porn on the internet, there were magazines where Kermit would pose naked for money. Shit it was hot

A prude Halloween pumpkin. Fucking asshole

I want to go further, but there is a man whose head is where his finger is supposed to be blocking the way. What to do?

Hitler is cute

ILLUMINATI BUT NOT SO LUMINATI

Sushi is fucking pissed at you

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WebMD is always right. You slept on your arm, you gon die. Coughing? Cancer. ALL HAILL WEBMD

A clown watches a movie whilst eating the entrails of a person as if it were popcorn

Trump if he was young, a surfer and if the American flag looked nordic.

Where IS melissa?

Charmander had sex with a penguin

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