Emo mummy is looking longingly into stargåte

A sparkly vampire car is incinerated by sunlight

A blue triceratops, certainly not a pokemon of some sorts, armed with two toilet paper rolls reads the Financial Times.

A green bunny has some kind of disgusting disease because its body parts keep falling off

A sly pink piranha pranks a flying anaconda by dropping a dead snake on it. The anaconda is mad as hell.

First alien contact, humanity is unimpressed

Jesus totally gets his ass handed to him while fighting a flying motherfucking shark

A man who can't swim is caught in the water but luckily an orange balloon comes to the rescue

Man is accused of doing something embarrassing, says it wasn't him

Sonic is mad at a green blob but Goomba Jesus seems pretty happy!

The plane from Tale Spin suffers from engine failure while harpooning an exploding playing card lollipop ship

Goofy standing on a banana