Riley Freeman making out his Christmas list in only a way that he can.
samurai jack fighting his enemy in the depths of hell.
"Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling!" says Gary Busey as he takes his daily swim in the children's ball pit.
Who is Master Splinter... plot twist... it's Kirby.
I am Cornholio I need Teepee for my Bumhole. Are you threatening me?
Aqua Man changes his nae to Sea-Man. This upsets The Justice League, but the Legion of Doom LOL's.
"Hey bat-dad I didn't hear no bell!"
Alright you Primitive Screwheads listen up You see this This is my boomstick The twelve gauge doublebarreled Remington SMartstop of the line
Toshiro Mifune as the Japanese James Bond
A Giraffe wakes up only to find 5 Oompa Loompas hovering above his house.
Chris Jericho flagging down airplanes in the dark.
Jay Leno has a Conan voodoo doll that he sticks pins in nightly.