Leonardo likes to sit in the dark in a pile of tapioca pudding while the other Turtles patrol.

Pickle-chair Bill dreamed of the amazing Bus-Eating Man.

The nerd gets in a panic because his Fuckbot needs a re-boot.

The budget on the Warehouse 13 webisodes has really gone down.

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The wrong idea to take from the end of Shawshank..

Nessie is horny.

The albino farts nightmares out of his chest cavity.

The Misspelling Hunchback stares at Mr. Flowerpot Penisshelf.

Big-pizzafoot.

Lizard Lincoln has an inner debate about going to the theatre.

I censored my giant junk with this innertube.

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