Her name was Zelda... She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches.

Computer with a block building game made by some swede on its screen. Also, a sippy cup.

Pop Art Shit that would only be fit for a doctor's office

Magic Snake ladder

A mentally challenged piece of furniture.

Angry little robot and his pal green dot under the pink sky of twin suns.

Duck and tomato

Confused Potato American

A word in red spelling 'RUBY' with a red gem under it.

MLP did 9/11

The king of snakes ascends into the sky.

Return the slab...