Mind-controlling albino octopi have seized control of San Francisco's retiree community, & one Samurai uses his boxing skills to fight them.

The genesis of a life-long relationship between man and machine.

The Space Needle is actually a giant laser used to keep Canadians from taking over Seattle.

Zombism isn't gross: it's a serious affliction. If you encounter the undead, don't reach for a shotgun: reach for a phone and call the EMTs

Day 7: Unable to fly, I continue to drift aimlessly in the current. The sun is so unbearable, I can hardly muster a quack. Death feels near.

Did it ever occur to you that a man like Waldo doesn't want to be found? Did it, Billy? You can't get that birthday wish back now, Billy.

The only restaurant in town with drive-by service.

Rainbow-themed British cigarettes.

Through rage of red, I am but blue, the flesh of man, and the brown of poo.

The puppy I can understand, but who would throw a perfectly good banana peel away?

Leonidas totally blanks on his famous catchphrase.

Second only to "Free Candy in my Van", the "Fake Igloo" ploy is a powerful tool in the citizen's arsenal.