A guy with a mustache looks at his balls and starts to masturbate furiously
an alien riding a man following the footprints of a sparkly homosexual vampire.
D: Ewwwww nononono
Eric Cartman warns Kyle Broflovski of the dangers of acknowledging his weight problem. Also, Eric informs Kyle that he is a "fuckin' Jew".
an old man with no teeth has tonsillitis
A creature that seems to be an octopus with bat wings, two additional heads (flamingo & cat) and human legs. It wonders what you are doing.
gentleman robot
Jon finally gets fed up with Garfield's shit and leaves
Guy BURSTS out of a UNICORN, holy TITS that is AWESOME he is now the KING of the WORLD.
A confused astronaut is in a store that sells rectangles
Black Jesus wearing a hoodie. Also there's some weed on the background.
Waluigi being a dick
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