"Okay, I put the lime in the Coconut, and then, uh, crap, this is hard."

"No Dear Sister, you did not get me diagonally. For now, I have become CONNECTED FOURTH!"

7 year old kid has never seen bad tv reception.

A doll is shocked at its head being removed.

A warrior race of robots have had enough of the Death Star's bullshit.

Finally, you finally have enough pylons.

A poor man is cursing his sudden armpit afros.

A farmer off to harvest the latest meme crop is displeased by his solid gold tractor.

A boy depressed about camping in the woods is about to be attacked by the deadly star-tail rattle snake. He will not survive.

That double rainbow is actually his evil twin! DUN DUN DUN!

A vortex of water slowly swallows up a UFO that made a bad water landing.

Notch's last shoutout to his fans as he completes the best work of his life.