Purple snail politely greets you as he unknowingly steps over your precious "yes" post-it

"Bury me with my... money" - that one boss from Sunset Riders

Stupid "the guy" fails horribly at English test. Punishment ensues.

LGBTQ+ penguin begs for mercy to an unknown entity

Man propels himself with own feces to punch the ever-loving crap outta society

Man is free from infinite desert, finally finds home... though its not his

Cowboy cactus decapitates Pink man from Filthy Frank

Man is cripplingly afraid of nothingness, calls out to god. No response

Tired girl confronts roommate over his unhealthy obsession with The Simpsons