happy birthday dear giant spider

Because he's the fire hydrant Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

this refrigerator means everything to me

mario asks his significant other, a rabbit, why it's crying. little does he know the answer is right in front of him: sentient diarrhea.

the pasta uprising

a small pea is dissatisfied with the theater, which makes sense considering there are no seats and the movie only shows a clear blue sky.

a brick wall cheerfully reminds children of safety rules while covered in the blood of its latest victim