Two prunes are glued together with exoplasm.

"Mwuhahaha! Look at all these carrots!" said Bill as he took the cup of carrots and glued the vegetables to a piece of paper. "Brilliant!"

notebook with doodles of an eye, a heart, a star and a stickman on it.

Cookie monster is sexually confused.

Harry Potter's annoying twin brother, Ned, says "NEAT!" as he waves his wand. Notice the N on his forehead instead of a lightning scar.

"OH GOD WHY!" cried John as he saw his mother in a 70's foot-fetish porn video.

Anguriagian flag.

Back in the old days, Arnold Swarchzenegger was a self-proclaimed choplifter

A chair recently visited by a MLP fan.

Sock animal on fire!

Einstein wants his ice cream cone. Strawberry taste.

shit pizza clock.

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