Wealthy Military Man discovers Choclatium, uses it as the perfect material for fake mustches.

New Chain

Namco's new representative in Super Smash Bros Wii U

Rare attempts to revitalise a beloved franchise by covering it in shit.

New Chain

The Worst Zelda Game, excluding the CDI ones.

A sassy disembodied toe in a frilly pink skirt comments on the price of blue icecubes

What happens to your piss when you have every STD known to man.

A lazy player

Pink Jelly drifts aimlessly through the waves of the ocean, wondering if he'll even find love. But who could love these tentacles?

Three dudes stand in shock as they watch an angry nose shoot all over a transvestites face. This is an awful video.

Doodle or Die

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