A small unborn dinosaur who could be mistaken for a green bean

Pikachu kissing a monster on the tounge

A girl spells friend zone on floor with her period and sends man out side

Mr. crabs goes sonic style

retard in a boat?

A yellow fish delivers a wedding invitation to >> YOU! <<

used to indicate distance, direction from, separation, deprivation etc within a mile of the church south of Omaha to be robbed of ones money

His wife clutched his arm, he was about to through her of the cliff and she knew it, but they kissed....nows she dead

"Jim" was alone, all that was there was a "leaf" and his "left arm". he missed his right ever so, he sighed and flicked a leaf

He felt bad, for he had just killed NOVAKING, but it was ok cus his friend took an arrow to the knee

Chuck was happy, his mom had finally turned to shark woman and his siter she hulk was ok. all he could do was look in to the eyes of gamezee

So the boy cried and cried, but still his mother refused to stop fucking santa so he could get his presents...

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