A man looks into his reflection and remembers a time before he got owned, before.......he was a scrub.

Shark bits.

Man who George Foreman'd his face, plays animal crossing.

CIA A BOMB?

One man, trapped in a collapsing room, with only a chair, a round window, a pipe hanging from the ceiling and his dreams.

Elf beats Tamagotchi pet at Poker.

Shark knits.

Obama eating a small white dog.

A man is pissed off by what somebody called him online.

A pink eraser saying "Boy has it been a long day"

And that was the last time we ever saw Mr. Rogers.

FUTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!