a fat ginger got his hand stuck inside the ATM machine

One should take literature much more seriously. Like Shakespeare used to say: "Prose before hos!"

two acrobats on a diving board

The Death Star destroying a planet with its laser.

A tiny red man offers to give a bowl to a caterpillar but the caterpillar refuses to accept it. The man is disappointed.

It's just a boring piece of cake.

A guy with a swollen thumb is asking for pizza.

A gentleman in a top hat has a bloody nose but instead of doing something about it decides to watch TV and eat a carrot.

A blond girl eating chocolate and peeing blood while standing up. She looks amused.

Mario's hands have grown huge.

It's a beautiful sun-shiny day.

The second most dirtiest white shirt in the world.