A man goes to get glasses. The eye chart he attempts to read is a real good prank. Just reads "UR GEY" Cept he can't read it with no glasses

Doodle or Die

A pug-pigeon honors David Bowie with a pronoun

A picture of the word "NO".

A scared hot dog running past the welcome sign to hot dog mountains

Round 1... Bar... FIGHT!

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A women with blonde hair screams in Arabic. Probably something stereotypical.

Behold! A Bow Tie of Gold!

red duck girl pukes out a rainbow. He giant erection is blurred, and the words "Green Gres" is written in green underneath of it.

Two oranges stating that they are indeed going to kill you

Two young girls' mom hates them for ruining hear late teens and early 20's by making her be responsible and having to care for them.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

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