Giraffes are made of love.

I EAT BONES. I EAT BONES. THEY'RE CRUNCHY AND MUNCHY. AND OH SO GOOD.

A battery made of Pikachus generates a massive vortex.

A paper with a 1 on it... ONLY $19.99. IT WILL GIVE YOU HAPPINESS.

When I catch that brown dot. IT WILL BE MINE.

I felt darkness closing in... What happened? All I see is tentacles and Pyramid Head...

Bald Chell? I change that to Badass Cello.

Skeleton catching a grenade.

Gentleman Cat vs. Samurai Dog

I'm Butterman, teaching the citizens of the world about the wonders of butter and it's sexy uses.

Oh dear god it's a zombie swan dancing with a mutated cheese and a child.

Tesla vs. Edison