Grey hexagon with white stripe-chan tells her onii-chan that she can't take anymore.

Big lipped fish looks at a computer mouse.

"Piss," said the man attempting to look inconspicuous. He's not actually inconspicuous looking though. His disguise is shoddy at best.

Every Michael Bay movie.

Big sloppy ghost butt.

Yellow green thing is sad. Let's get him a present. One time I got one of my friends socks out of nowhere.

Mario arrives home after a busy day of rescuing shit only to find a clone of himself making out with Toad. What a horrible life Mario leads.

Doodle or Die

A very pale barefoot lady in a Chinese dress with a big red splash behind her.

Grendel in a cave, getting ready to gut the nearest Dane or Geat that walks by.

A fuckin choo choo train ain't give no fucks. We got some damn steam engine power or some shit up in this. Locomotive up my asshole, nigga.

Some grinning brown person.

A pink pie avoids a pony.

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