A cat eats an Aperture-style sock while a man in boxer shorts looks on, holding a parachute pack with the ripcord dangling down.

The fire wanted his OWN territory in his OWN chain. He didn't want OTHER DOODLERS in the way.

Dave looked up from his lawn chair. He would never forget what he saw for the next 50-60 years of his life.

The Grim Reaper tried to deny it, but he knew he had a soft side for flowers. He sat in a meadow and smelled a daisy. A single tear came.

A monkey in an Iron Man suit is tired of losing its habitat to the smelly human race. It wants revenge... and human flesh for dinner.

OMG OMG!!! I just had amnesia! Somebody help! ...What does "help" mean, anyway?

WTF?!?!?! My Minecraft title screen says... MINCERAFT?! (Looks it up) Woah, there's a 1 in 20,000 chance for that to happen. I'm lucky ^_^

A bloody battle was on. An egg lay dead in the dirt near the epic war- a terrorist carrot fighting a stack of bloody tomatoes.

Charizard broke up with his Blastoise girlfriend. She yells something insulting back at him and he yells, "THAT's how it is?! YOU hate ME."

The giant pink elephant had an obsession for blue sparkly underwear until one day, when he met HER...

Shaving man watches his son lifting weights in his underwear and listening to tunes on his IPod. He stares for too long and cuts himself.

Mr. Krabs (from Spongebob) sees a vault with all of the lottery money for the next 60 years and thinks, "Das some good MONY!"