Ronald McDonald gets kicked in the dick

Someone needs braces.

Behind The Music: The Blue Man Group's edgy, meth-fueled member starts a feud with the Dixie Chicks.

If you shoot yourself through a portal, is it suicide?

Paris Hilton, still looks like a goddamn corpse.

Mario can't jump for shit. Fat ass plumber.

Sunflowers are never forgiven for their sins, they all burn in hell.

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Did you know: Earth emits positrons that keep the world spinning on it's axis.

Fuck, I'm drunk and it's too early to go to Ihop, I should drink more.

Hot gazpacho angers the chef, and also burns his hands.

There's nothing more seductive than a burly man, with his sexy sock puppet.