Majin Buu with a six-pack

Fuck bitches, get money. However, the contrapositive is that if you have no money, you can only get free women.

jesus doesn't get told what to do

luigi taking a piss on mario's disembodied torso

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Stereotypical anime frog with an AK47 insulting readers about their sexuality

A fellow DoodleOrDie user telling the person above him that he or she used a contradiction in his/her picture

Fred Flintstone scandalously grabbing Pikachu's tits

Irresponsible user playing on DoodleOrDie rather than being at the bedside of his wife, who is giving birth

Breastless woman flaunting her flat chest. Man is not aroused. AT ALL.

Bill Cosby confused as to where his destination is

A man trying to finger himself using portals.

Super Meat Boy with a rainbow behind him. He also has a creeper tattooed on his tits.

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