Carrots aboard Titanic... not for much longer! Cumulus clouds are in the sky above the rippling water

"Blen" coloured sticks... Existential Crisis

A poor little broccoli stalk hanging itself having somehow written a suicide note saying "life sux". Perhaps it has debts or just got dumped

A person with blood coming from their genital region. I would suggest that if it isn't menstruation they should seek medical attention

2 people both of which have hair that isdying. The clock has 6 hours on it with the minute hand pointing at 2 and the hour hand at 1

An apple with a face thinking "My head is funny but I'm totally okay"

Staplers hate Obama

A vampire, partaking of the marijuana, saying "ALL DAY, EERRDAY". This is obviously in reference to how frequently he smokes cannabis

A purple blob person with blue stripes asking "WTF is a pen0r?"