Yo dawg, I heard you like ants so we made your Aunt an ant so your Aunt could satisfy you love for ants.

Foxes cannot communicate the way humans do. Stop asking them what their opinion is.

A Cardboard Transformer transforming into a cardboard plane.

/r/atheism takes human form and tries to get women to love him. It is unsuccessful.

I was told I could draw anything I want. The fact that this is a text box proves that to be untrue.

2 clumps of bacon soaring into an orange.

A turtle being struck down by lightning.

A mushroom gets sick of Pizza's shit and takes care of him with a machine gun.

Harry Potter quitting Hogwarts because he is a swagfag.

My mum playing the vidya gaems

A man sits in the void contemplating how he will play Counter Strike: Global Offense.

Timmy the young boy realizes that he cannot participate in the piano concert as his hands were crippled after his abusive father whipped him