New Chain

i wanna see some rifles, and explosions! but also cocktails and ponies for the guuuurrrrrls! OH YEAH! AND DILDOS! EVERYWHERE DILDOS!!!!!!!!!

hank the green puke thing meets gary the nutcracker!

KING OF THE HILL and some gay native american shit...

an orange ninja humping some red gum disease monster through an ocean of purple grape juice!

2 red lines need to be fucked...hard...no lube

a very sad basketball player

2 guys shooting spaghetti out of their penises... awesome idea for the starvation in africa! SPREAD THE NOODLES EVERYWHERE!

3 black lines... i have NOOOO idea...

New Chain

a giant bottle of orange juice attacking Pandora and the na'vi are flying on heinz ketchup bottles and shooting rainbow lasers!! DO IT!!!!!!

it's a rhino.. obviously... FML

don't...fucking...blink...at...me...

a fucking grizzly is attacking an exotic beauty holding a pink dildo! STOP HIM! FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP HIM DOING THAT! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

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