Solid Snake at mcdonalds, he is angry yelling "heterosexuals only consume their bread cold and limp" i guess he doesnt want the bun toasted

ms piggy kidnapped kermit and stitched him to a bed. it's a beautiful snowy morning.

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a giant hand spread frosting on a small village

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A girl tells a blind christian wizard about how her limbs were eaten by zubats

jealous fish on land, because naked guy pisses at the sun, the sun loves it

the bottom of a green bell pepper

bill gates got the windows logo tattoo on his forehead. he regrets it

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hail to the furry king

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woman hangs tasteful nude paintings of herself

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nihilism

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Rugrats get murdery

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